We're delving into Disney's Dark Period in the late 70s/early 80s in this childhood nostalgia episode on none other than the cult curiosity The Watcher in the Woods. Directed by John "Legend of Hell House" Hough and featuring Bette Davis in scowling hag mode, this tale of an American family experiencing spooky goings on in an Olde English house is surprisingly effective and perfect gateway horror for 80s kids. But it was also a troubled production, featuring on-set battles, a dramatic rethink after its premiere and reshoots to 'fix' the ending, as the House of Mouse struggled to come to terms with making PG-rated material. Does the end result stand the test of time for Conrad and does it work for newcomers like Dan? Find out!
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[00:00:00] Welcome to Movie Oubliette, the film review podcast for movies that most people have mercifully
[00:00:18] forgotten. I'm Dan and I'm Conrad and in each episode we drag a forsaken film out of
[00:00:24] the Oubliette. Discuss it and judge it to decide whether it should be set free or whether it
[00:00:31] should be thrown back and consigned to oblivion forever.
[00:00:54] Hello listeners, welcome to Movie Oubliette episode 147, the continental traversing podcast
[00:01:07] with me Dan, procrastinating packing all my crap into boxes in Melbourne Australia.
[00:01:14] And me Conrad, dreading the clock change in Cambridge UK.
[00:01:18] In this podcast we discuss Lisa talked about genre films, sci-fi horror and fantasy because
[00:01:27] we all grew up with creepy siblings being possessed by spirits from another realm.
[00:01:36] My brother seemed fairly normal but there we go.
[00:01:40] Hello Conrad, how are you? I'm very well but I'm dreading the fact that this Easter weekend
[00:01:46] when we are recording is when in the UK they put the clocks forward and I hate it,
[00:01:53] I hate it with a fashion. Yeah it's happening for us next weekend actually so we put the clocks back
[00:02:00] because we're heading into winter. Of course yeah so spring forward fall back I think is
[00:02:06] the way that we remember it in our hemisphere. Yeah it always makes the time zone changes a
[00:02:11] bit awkward so I think at the moment it's a big sort of difference and then we're gonna get
[00:02:16] a smaller difference between you and me. Yeah so you've got the fun of packing up everything that
[00:02:22] you were. Yes yes yes so we have bought our first house, this is new news so yeah just putting
[00:02:30] everything in boxes, I haven't done it yet, I'm thinking about it every day. Yeah but we have
[00:02:37] yeah what? I think in a month we will be moving into our new house so yeah it's exciting times
[00:02:45] this will you know this will be our dwelling for the next I don't know 30 years or however much
[00:02:51] longer I'm alive but yeah it's going to be a completely new space, I can properly set up my
[00:02:58] studio even more so than it is now and well yeah because it'll be your place to do with as you
[00:03:05] wish. Exactly exactly so yeah exciting times, nice change as well, different area of Melbourne
[00:03:13] so it's going to be fun, it's going to be good. Will you have a guest room is my question? Yes we
[00:03:18] will have a guest room. Yeah all right well Conrad have our listeners been talking to us what's in
[00:03:26] the mailbag today? They have and for several films that we've covered recently so we heard from
[00:03:32] Steven on Jabbawocky and he said this was one of the first VHS videos that I bought along
[00:03:40] with the last star fighter I think the range was 9.99 I remember it well oh wow I remember being
[00:03:48] absolutely horrified at the gore, icked out at the grime and being left with a general feeling of
[00:03:53] flatness and disappointment yeah however I've revisited it after listening to the pod and
[00:04:00] I have to say that I liked it much more so much so that I may go and visit the castle in
[00:04:05] Pembrokeshire in May great show guys. Wow cool so there you go we're affecting the tourism industry
[00:04:13] the UK now Dad. Yes everyone go to Wales right now. Just rolled around in a muddy field.
[00:04:21] We also heard from Well Then Let's See on Dune who said the Vaseline budget must have been huge
[00:04:30] to get the Harkinans looking that sweaty glossy probably purchased industrial sized tubs. Yeah
[00:04:39] yeah they were just constantly glistening weren't they? Yeah they were they were absolutely disgusting
[00:04:44] not something that Vilnerved it in his version. Stelang Skarsgard does roll around in a murky
[00:04:51] bath quite a lot so I don't know. Yeah that's true. Yeah and finally we heard from Chazilla
[00:04:58] on the Abominable Snowman who said yes Uskard carrying NRA Americans found the part where the
[00:05:05] Yeti went straight to the firearms the most terrifying part of the film that's why the
[00:05:11] rifles should be inside the sleeping bag. Of course the safest place. Yeah wouldn't you shoot off
[00:05:21] your toes possibly. Yeah well yeah exactly. Anyway please do keep writing we love to hear from you.
[00:05:31] Yeah yeah yeah all right let's move on to the episode today what are we doing Conrad?
[00:05:37] Well let me just shambles on over to the uber liette and find out
[00:05:41] I'm in an abandoned church. Oh okay in the woods. Spooky okay there's a coffin here oh
[00:05:53] looks like there's a blindfolded girl in it. Ghostly. No she's gone. Oh there's a blue ray of a film
[00:06:00] and then I'll just reach in and there's a raven. Wow. And now a cat too much I'm coming back.
[00:06:10] Oh my god. Oh maybe there's a ghost. Fear of animals. I know what do you have Conrad?
[00:06:17] Oh so I have a copy with me of the 1980 although there's a story behind that
[00:06:25] American supernatural horror film The Watcher in the Woods. Yeah directed by John Hoff
[00:06:34] or Huff I think it's pronounced an uncredited Vincent McKevity based on a screenplay by
[00:06:41] Brian Clemens and Harry Spalding and Rosemary Ann Cissan based on a novel by Florence Engel Randall
[00:06:49] and starring Bette Davis, Carol Baker, David McCallum, Lynn Holly Johnson and Kyle Richards.
[00:06:59] Oh so what happens in this movie? Well the perfect American white blonde middle-class couple
[00:07:06] writer Helen and composer Paul decide to rent the creepiest manor in an unspecified but definitely
[00:07:14] rural part of Ye Olde England for themselves and their two daughters Jan and Ellie despite some
[00:07:21] obvious red flags. Yes. One their next-door neighbor and landlady is a spooky grimace on
[00:07:28] legs played by Bette Davis. Two the teenage boy living on a nearby farm is a total smoke show.
[00:07:37] And three every time they so much as approach or look at the house the camera starts prowling
[00:07:43] through the woods spinning or crash zooming into their faces. Ellie starts to hear voices and write
[00:07:52] backwards. Jan is plagued by visions of a blindfolded girl in white desperately calling for help
[00:07:59] and both girls become convinced there's a presence watching them from the surrounding woods.
[00:08:04] As Jan carefully investigates by screeching breathlessly at every person she meets,
[00:08:11] she discovers that all of the locals have been traumatized by a secret tragedy that caused
[00:08:17] the mysterious disappearance of Bette Davis' daughter Karen several decades before. Who or what
[00:08:25] is the watcher in the woods? Is Karen a ghost haunting the three people who hazed her in an
[00:08:31] abandoned church? Or is she trapped in an alternate dimension after an unplanned foreign exchange
[00:08:38] swap with an unsuspecting alien? And will Ellie ever stop being hungry? Find out after the break.
[00:08:48] Yes, we will.
[00:08:49] Well.
[00:09:03] And we're back to talk about the watcher in the woods. This is another childhood special for me,
[00:09:11] Dan. Oh, is this childhood nostalgia then? I think it is.
[00:09:15] Childhood nostalgia.
[00:09:18] But you'd never seen this before, is that right?
[00:09:21] I had never seen this and I've heard about it through you only. I'd never really heard about it
[00:09:27] apart from that. I have been wanting to watch it because I've heard you talk about it being a
[00:09:33] Disney dark period movie where they tried to sort of venture out into more mature content.
[00:09:41] But yeah, no, I'd never seen it before. I was surprised by it. But what's your what's your
[00:09:47] history with this movie? So I probably caught it on television. I never owned it on VHS. I think I
[00:09:54] saw it on TV, recorded it and it was kind of gateway horror for me as a kid. Yeah,
[00:10:01] I can see that. And I think that's what Disney was going for. So the head of the studio at
[00:10:05] the time, Ron Miller, realized that the old family friendly movies was sort of aging out.
[00:10:12] People were not interested in those in the rough and tumble 80s. So he was sort of trying to push
[00:10:18] them into PG territory. And the first attempt at that was the black hole in the late 70s in
[00:10:25] response to Star Wars, bit of a disaster. And then this was the second attempt which they
[00:10:31] thought was going to be their exorcist, child friendly, gateway horror. It's a little bit scary.
[00:10:40] But actually when you examine it quite closely, there's really no peril for anybody involved.
[00:10:47] Nobody's actually got bad intentions at all. It's all fine. I mean, I do find that that's
[00:10:52] the case pretty much with all kind of haunted house spooky movies like generally no one dies
[00:10:58] or very few people get killed. And it's just a bunch of just scary stuff that happens. No one's in
[00:11:06] any real peril. It's much more of a murder mystery most of the time as well. So it's not like a slash
[00:11:13] where it's like body counts are like piling up. It's not like that. It's more about the
[00:11:17] tension building and the atmosphere. I actually did find this movie kind of scary. Like if I'd
[00:11:23] seen this movie as a kid, I would have been petrified. I wouldn't have been able to sleep for weeks.
[00:11:29] So yeah, it's kind of, I think it's kind of brave that Disney kind of released this.
[00:11:34] It was. Yeah. But I mean, it had a troubled history infamously. So if you're a watcher in
[00:11:40] The Woods fan, right? Originally it was going to be released in 1980 and it was screened at
[00:11:47] New York and LA in one cut of the film that wasn't quite finished. Right. Because they were
[00:11:54] desperately trying to get it out in time for Bet Davis's 50th anniversary in Hollywood. Right. So
[00:12:03] they rushed it out a few weeks before it was ready and they hadn't finished the special
[00:12:07] effects for a key sequence at the end that sort of explained what the watcher was, where it was
[00:12:12] from, where Karen was, what had happened. It visualized all of it, but it was really rough and ready.
[00:12:19] And they actually, because it wasn't ready, they took most of it out. It was going like gangbusters
[00:12:24] apparently in this preview right up until the point when the watcher was shown on screen. Right.
[00:12:31] And then people started laughing and then they got confused. Yeah. And then the whole thing
[00:12:35] kind of fell apart. Okay. So Disney freaked out, Ron Miller pulled the film. They got Vincent
[00:12:43] McKevity who is a Disney regular, a director that they trusted to do reshoots for the ending
[00:12:50] to give it a slightly different simpler ending. And then they put it out in theaters in 1981
[00:12:56] in October. So spooky season. Okay. And it didn't do particularly well. So there are
[00:13:02] varying reports as to its budget. Starburst at the time said it was seven million. The American
[00:13:08] Film Institute records it as nine. It gleaned about five million in the box office in 1981. So it was
[00:13:15] a bust at a time when Superman II was riding high that year, Raiders the Lost Ark on Golden
[00:13:24] Pond, Arthur and Stripes. Those were top five movies. So yeah. So it bombed. Right. And then
[00:13:30] I think Disney was a bit embarrassed about it because it wasn't released on home media
[00:13:34] really very much until Anchor Bay, an independent DVD producer was given permission to release some
[00:13:42] of these movies. So they did The Black Hole and they did Watcher in the Woods and they did a few
[00:13:47] others on DVD right and started to show some of these alternate scenes and so on for people who'd
[00:13:54] always wanted to see them. But even that was a fraught process and they ended up fighting
[00:13:58] with Disney a lot because they were trying to hide all of the troubled production aspects of this,
[00:14:03] I think. Right. Right. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I was quite surprised it came out in 1980. I mean,
[00:14:09] there was supposed to release in 1980 because it is on the dot of the start of the 80s
[00:14:16] because it doesn't feel like the 80s in this movie at all. It doesn't even really even feel
[00:14:21] like the 70s to be honest. Like it almost feels like the 60s or if you'd put it in black
[00:14:27] and white, I would have believed it was a 50s. Wow. Like it just doesn't look modern at all.
[00:14:34] I would have been quite surprised if I'd seen this in 1980 because it just doesn't
[00:14:40] feel like an 80s movie. It has kind of an old approach to it. It almost feels like a Gothic
[00:14:46] horror, like a 60s Gothic horror kind of thing. Like it doesn't have a modern look or feel
[00:14:54] to it even the way that people talk. Like I don't understand how where are they? They're in
[00:14:59] England, right? Yes. But the family's American. Yes. But they don't really explain that.
[00:15:05] I was just confused because all the locals are very British, like very, very British.
[00:15:10] Yeah. And then you've got this family that's kind of American but sometimes sounds like
[00:15:16] mid-Atlantic almost. Yeah. It's odd. I was a bit confused. I'm not surprised. Yeah.
[00:15:22] So, Carol Baker and David McCallum I think have been working in the UK quite a lot. And the reason
[00:15:27] they were cast in the movie was because they were here anyway. Right. It's sort of like hellraiser.
[00:15:32] It sort of plopped right in the middle of the Atlantic because they can't quite figure out
[00:15:37] what they're trying to do but they want the American audience. Yeah. So you've got Americans
[00:15:42] visiting Ye Old England and it's in the middle of nowhere. They're out in the countryside
[00:15:48] and all that seems to be nearby is a fairground, an abandoned church, a farm with a hot guy on it.
[00:15:54] Yeah. And Bette Davis just scowling constantly in the cottage. Yeah. And this old dark house
[00:16:00] that they film in. So yeah, you're right. It could be any time. And it's very classily
[00:16:07] shot for the most part by John Hoff who is a British director who we know from last year
[00:16:14] from Legend of Hell House. Yes, yes. Which we looked at with Chris McKay.
[00:16:18] Yes. We'd never seen that before and there are parallels between the two.
[00:16:22] There are. Yeah. For sure. I did feel like that. Like the ending felt very kind of similar
[00:16:29] and just the use of wind. Yes. I mean it's the same setting as well. You've got this
[00:16:35] haunted house really that they move into. It's mentioned that's far too big for a family
[00:16:42] of four to possibly live in. So yeah, the setting feels very similar to Legend of Hell House.
[00:16:49] But some of the camera work I think in this is much more late 70s early 80s in the sense that
[00:16:54] there's a lot of spinning. There's a lot of crash zooming sort of like. Yes. Yes. I always
[00:17:01] complained about Kubrick doing it in The Shining in 1980. Crash zooming into people's faces.
[00:17:07] Which I'm not a fan of. And yes, a lot of wind machines
[00:17:11] smoking is literally smoke and mirrors. It really is quite old fashioned.
[00:17:15] It is. That's what I'm saying. It doesn't feel like a modern film. It felt very gothic.
[00:17:21] Like I kind of wanted more of that in like the haunting and I really did enjoy the Legend
[00:17:27] of Hell House and seeing this it was like, oh yeah, there's more of this stuff that I kind of
[00:17:32] wished to see in classic Gothic horror. For me, it was kind of a surprise to see that.
[00:17:42] Lynn Holly Johnson playing Jan is our protagonist, our central character.
[00:17:48] She was a figure skater not an actor. I only know her for two films this and
[00:17:55] for your eyes only where she plays a skater who's a bit of a brat who comes onto
[00:18:00] Roger Moore and ends up in his bed at one point, but he actually sends her away because
[00:18:05] she's like a third of his age and really annoying. So yeah, there's her and then there's Kyle Richards
[00:18:11] who horror fans will know from Halloween where she played Lindsey the girl that was being baby
[00:18:18] sat right. Right. She's appeared in some of the recent trilogy as well. And she was a Disney
[00:18:24] favorite at the time she appeared in the films that John Hoff directed escaped Witch Mountain
[00:18:30] and Return to Witch Mountain. It's about supernatural kids, I think. I haven't seen them.
[00:18:34] I think I've seen the first one, I think. Yeah. Okay. So the point I was going to make is that
[00:18:40] the overarching story like he said it is a detective story and crucially it's like a Nancy Drew mystery
[00:18:47] because the film is really centered on three generations of women. The men are completely
[00:18:54] incidental to this movie. This movie passes the Bechtel test in about three seconds.
[00:19:00] Yeah, I mean it does feel like a Nancy Drew sort of murder mystery and I did find it similar to
[00:19:06] movies where something horrific happens in their childhood and then they have to deal with it
[00:19:13] as adults. So like it or even like Dreamcatcher kind of another movie prom night is kind of
[00:19:21] similar where like someone gets killed or something and then they have to deal with the guilt of it
[00:19:28] later on when the killer comes back or I can't remember. But it's kind of a similar setup.
[00:19:33] Yeah. Which I don't know where I'd seen much. Like I feel like this is one of the earlier
[00:19:39] movies where you've got a haunting what seems like a haunting where it's more of
[00:19:46] a murder mystery like we have to find out what's going on or like how they died or how they're
[00:19:53] trapped, how to get them back, how to get Karen. Whereas previously in these kind of spooky haunting
[00:19:58] movies it's either just trying to vanquish the haunting just trying to get rid of the ghosts
[00:20:04] that's what they were trying to do in like you know all of those 60s and 70s haunting movies
[00:20:10] and whereas this is more like we'll get rid of the ghosts by figuring out how
[00:20:14] either they died or with this one where it's not a ghost and it's a girl that's trapped in another
[00:20:20] dimension which is again a big twist that I did not expect in this movie. No. And then yeah
[00:20:26] figuring that out. Now that's right I mean ghosts are people too and they just need to be
[00:20:30] understood. We need to find out why they're upset and then it'll be fine. Because that became
[00:20:35] quite sort of a cliche almost in like the 90s and 2000s with movies like The Others and The Sixth
[00:20:43] Thieves and What Lies Beneath. I think The Orphanage, The Changeling. They're kind of all
[00:20:50] kind of murder mysteries really. They are and then a film that I saw recently again in 4k
[00:20:56] because it was just released is The Ring or Ringu the original. The Japanese one which
[00:21:02] then does a twist on that which is like yes you found out what happened to Sadako but she doesn't
[00:21:08] give a shit about that. She just wants to kill people. Yeah yeah yeah. She's evil. That's the
[00:21:13] twist at the end of that one. So it's like okay we're going back full circle now. So yeah
[00:21:19] it's interesting how this genre has developed over the years. Yes yes yes so in that respect I
[00:21:25] think it's quite complex in this movie where it's not just an evil spirit they're trying to get rid of.
[00:21:32] No although it looks like it could be because there's a lot of prowling POV shots. There's a lot of
[00:21:40] cello stabbing and sort of jaws like hunting, stalking music. So you really do get the
[00:21:48] sense that there could be a threat here and there are instances where Lynn Holly Johnson's
[00:21:53] Jan is almost drowned. She's almost hit by a stray motorbike that explodes. Yeah. Runaway horses at one
[00:22:02] point you know there's a lot that appears to be threatening. Yes. But then it all turns out to
[00:22:07] be fine. Yeah I know that's why I was confused with the spirit. What are you trying to say?
[00:22:14] Are you trying to hurt Jan or just prove you exist because in all those instances it was
[00:22:21] like Jan didn't get hit by the motorbike because she whispered into Ellie's ear to get Jan to come to her
[00:22:29] and that I guess proves that she's an entity that is you know trying to communicate with Jan.
[00:22:35] Yeah but yeah in a very like there are better ways to do that right?
[00:22:41] Yeah rather than freaking everyone out. I mean it's like the horse sequence.
[00:22:45] The watcher startles the horses and then startles the driver of the van that's going to hit the
[00:22:53] Runaway horse to prevent an accident that could have killed Ellie. And you just think well why not
[00:22:58] not startle the horse? You could just do that maybe. Yeah I mean though I think that scene the
[00:23:03] point of that scene was to lure Jan to the chapel because she ends up at the chapel
[00:23:09] on the Runaway horse. Yeah it's true. Yeah there's a lot of sequence events like I don't
[00:23:14] know how the spirit knew to do that to make that happen but okay that's fine it's another
[00:23:20] entity from another dimension that's fine. Also do they ever call it the watcher in the movie?
[00:23:27] No they don't. I mean that kind of negates the title of the movie there like you never find out
[00:23:33] what the watcher is because they never name the watcher. They never name the spirit as the
[00:23:39] watcher. I mean for the most part in the movie you think the spirit is Karen? Yes. You think she is
[00:23:45] trying to communicate with Jan and then you find out hang on no she's trapped in the other dimension
[00:23:51] and it's this other thing that's trapped in our dimension because they accidentally swapped
[00:23:57] during the seance ritual for some reason during an eclipse and the entity is stuck in
[00:24:05] our dimension and wants to go back and then the ending for me felt very confusing. Yeah it shouldn't
[00:24:12] have been a swap like the watcher goes there Karen comes back why does Jan go away and then
[00:24:19] she comes back with Karen in the watchers it's like what that doesn't make any sense. Yeah
[00:24:25] shouldn't it just be one to one swap? Yeah it should be really why is Jan in the middle of
[00:24:30] this? Yeah I don't know. I've no idea. There are two alternative endings right? Yeah they do explain
[00:24:36] it more but they also make it more confusing. Yes like the more they explain the more I'm confused
[00:24:43] although it does explain a few things that I just queried about like I think they need a Jan
[00:24:49] because she's the image of Karen because Karen is stuck in some frozen dimension where she's
[00:24:57] inverted image and they need Jan's image to rescue. Yeah it doesn't make any sense. I mean
[00:25:04] the more you think about it the more it doesn't really make sense but that's the explanation I guess.
[00:25:10] Yeah the theatrical version of the movie has them recreating the seance with the adult versions
[00:25:16] of The Three Kids who did the hazing ritual on Karen years before or some sort of initiation
[00:25:21] ceremony into their secret club or whatever that's in the church. Yes fine and so they recreate the
[00:25:27] seance with Jan in the middle and then weird spooky thing light show comes in it goes into the middle
[00:25:35] there's just like a whole bunch of lights yeah optical effects going on Jan looks like she's
[00:25:40] getting like sucked into the void but then it just cuts to black and then you see Karen
[00:25:47] there she's appeared on the podium and then it cuts to like Jan on the floor yes with Mike I think.
[00:25:55] Yeah I think one of the reasons they changed the ending was they wanted Mike to rescue Jan to stop her
[00:26:01] from being swapped over to the other dimension because they wanted the male to be active.
[00:26:07] Oh come on who cares he didn't need to be there to be honest. Not really he was just there
[00:26:11] to be hot and take her to a fair ground that's all he was there for. Yeah yeah I mean the alternate
[00:26:17] ending the first one I watched it's very different yes so a monster appears in the chapel. Yes
[00:26:25] laser blasts Mike across the room a horrific monster I might add like it looks like the
[00:26:31] grim reaper on like acid like he's just horrifying yeah he's like an alien gala tool being with like
[00:26:41] black streamers coming off it with wing yes that envelopes Jan it's truly terrifying I'm not
[00:26:48] surprised they took that out I mean kids would have been just traumatized by them.
[00:26:54] Yeah I think so you don't see it until the very end no and it's just like where did this
[00:26:59] come from? And it looks like the Skexies in the dark crystal it's a big puppeted thing the director
[00:27:06] complains that the shots of it are too long yeah they kind of are yeah they kind of are so if it
[00:27:12] were shorter you just saw glimpses of it it would be even freakier and you think well yeah but then
[00:27:17] it would really traumatize children. But in that version at least Carol Baker the mum Jan's mum
[00:27:24] is participating in the ending of the movie and is sort of freaking out and panicking and
[00:27:29] then there's a blinding light and Jan and Karen come back and then there's a tearful reunion on the
[00:27:35] lawn with Betty Davis who luckily has completely redone her hair on that day right I don't know why
[00:27:41] got tarted up for the eclipse don't know yeah and then Jan talks to Ellie about dimensions and
[00:27:46] negative images yeah as they walk across the Lord and it makes no sense whatsoever and then in
[00:27:52] alternate ending two there is a longer version of one but with far too much explanation yeah you get
[00:28:00] to see where Jan and the monster go which is like I don't know like a yes album cover a trip on acid
[00:28:07] or something. It's just yeah it's one of those moments we think less is more I think less
[00:28:15] is more just let us use our imagination about where they go to oh we don't need to see that
[00:28:20] yeah because seeing it far more confusing yes like you've just switched genres completely
[00:28:29] it was first this kind of supernatural spooky movie and you go to another planet yeah I'm fine
[00:28:35] with other dimensions you know I can just imagine oh spirit realm that's fine you know poltergeist
[00:28:40] you've got this other dimension that's fine yeah I don't need to see an alien planet
[00:28:45] that's just too far it's too much to try to consume it's right at the end as well it's
[00:28:53] it's yeah it's jumping the shot yeah it is yeah there's a UFO on a landscape with a river of energy
[00:29:01] and I don't know what's going on no there are hints towards some other bits in there though
[00:29:06] so the alternative ending two they show a longer version of the scene where bet davis confronts
[00:29:12] jan as she's going to the church yeah and tells her the watcher is an angry evil spirit that will
[00:29:18] quote never leave jan and ellie alone yeah all of that is cut in the finished version of the film
[00:29:25] I'm kind of glad it is like there's a lot of more extended explanation and the scenes
[00:29:31] that are in a theatrical cut are much longer with lots of more exposition and much more
[00:29:37] explanation but I feel like you don't need it you really don't need it like I don't need to know why
[00:29:42] this person is over here and we just don't need to see that I'm glad they cut that out yeah I do
[00:29:48] feel like the first option ending with the creature that's terrifying which I kind of like but also
[00:29:56] how Jan disappears for quite a while like they actually think she's gone and her mom arrives
[00:30:04] and it's it's quite emotional it's actually a really powerful scene and when she returns with
[00:30:12] Karen and Karen hasn't aged at all so in the theatrical version she has aged and she's now
[00:30:18] 30 or whatever whereas in the alternative ending she's still a little kid so that's kind of
[00:30:26] interesting and so when you have the reunion with young Karen and like her mother Mrs. Alwood
[00:30:33] it's quite a moving moment it's actually a really really emotional reunion and I quite like that yeah
[00:30:40] and also having Jan and Ellie's mum there just ties it all together as being really a story about
[00:30:47] three generations of women yeah it makes perfect sense the original ending they just needed to
[00:30:52] be given time to finish it yeah and they weren't allowed to so you end up with this weird hasty
[00:30:57] thing that doesn't quite make sense so was that the alternate ending was that the ending that was
[00:31:03] shown to that test screening yeah right yeah I'm confused why there was laughter I don't get it
[00:31:10] either I don't think it's laughable I don't think it's a huge jump from what you've seen
[00:31:16] throughout the movie with like spooky things and images and mirrors to the full-blown
[00:31:22] laser shooting monster it's quite as it is quite a jump but I don't know I kind of liked it it was
[00:31:30] terrifying yeah if they'd finished that maybe if they'd like added some optical stuff to the
[00:31:36] monsters and make it look less puppety maybe it could have been quite cool yeah
[00:31:42] The film is really creepy I think it is I think it's very effective at establishing a creepy atmosphere
[00:31:55] it is although I was confused by it so you from the very beginning you have all these kind of
[00:32:01] point-of-view shots of something watching them something hiding in the in the woods something
[00:32:08] kind of peering behind trees and stuff like you see the point-of-view and for a long time you think
[00:32:15] oh it's just the guy so it's Tom Collie one of the one of the kids that has grown up
[00:32:21] you think it's him because he turns up at the church with Jan but then you find out it's not him
[00:32:27] it's confusing because I didn't even know what I was looking at like who's the point of view
[00:32:33] from now because Karen's in the other universe so it can't be her right so yeah I was a bit confused
[00:32:40] and they never say watcher in the movie right in any of the dialogue it's only in that alternate
[00:32:46] ending that they they say explicitly say the watcher whereas they don't mention the watcher at all
[00:32:53] no mrs. Elwood says I feel that there's something there I know yeah out there in the woods
[00:33:00] yeah but it's not clear that there's two entities at work yeah because you I mean for the most part
[00:33:06] you think Karen is possessing Ellie as well so Ellie starts being possessed and saying creepy stuff
[00:33:13] and writing things on windows and you think it's Karen you don't think it's this watcher no so it
[00:33:20] is a I thought it was a bit confusing like what are you trying to say here yeah I think for the
[00:33:26] most part across the movie you're supposed to think that there is a thing haunting them and it is
[00:33:31] Karen right but then you have the shock surprise that no it's not it's actually the thing that's here
[00:33:36] instead of Karen right and we can get her back yeah so yeah it's intentionally confusing and sort of
[00:33:43] uncanny because you can't figure out what's going on and I think that sort of added as a child to
[00:33:49] the I don't know what's going on here it's creepy yeah yeah I agree it was very creepy and there is a
[00:33:56] lot of dark material that you just would not see in a Disney film so you mentioned the drowning scene
[00:34:04] the ghostly images of Karen that's really terrifying like first you see her in the mirrors
[00:34:13] is this blindfolded girl just calling out for help the fun fear scene the sort of carnival where she
[00:34:19] goes into the room of mirrors and you see like hundreds of Karen's blindfolded black and white
[00:34:25] it's like wow yeah that is bloodcurdlingly scary yeah and and the image of her in the coffin
[00:34:33] that's a ghostly like that really did give me a fright like I was not expecting that
[00:34:39] and even just seeing blood like one of the windows cracks in this triangle shape
[00:34:46] that Jan is sort of touching and her finger bleeds like even seeing even like a drop of blood was
[00:34:51] like war in Disney oh my goodness yeah they were fighting on the set though because even though Ron
[00:34:58] Miller the head of the studio wanted to do this make this move into PG and more adult you
[00:35:06] know stuff for older children and families to watch he's didn't quite have the courage to see it
[00:35:11] through because they were fighting on the set all the time so the scene where uh Jan is screeching
[00:35:16] her head off at her mother and we will talk about Lynn Holly Johnson's performance yeah but
[00:35:22] there is a scene where her mother grabs her by the shoulders and shakes her to try and
[00:35:26] calm her down or say that she's being silly or whatever yeah originally she slapped her one
[00:35:33] but the head of the studio who was on set throughout was like no no no you cannot slap
[00:35:39] a child in a Disney movie you've got to reshoot that so they had to shoot it again and you know as
[00:35:46] I say with the alternate ending where you have bet Davis's character Mrs Elwood saying the thing is
[00:35:51] evil and it will never leave you alone yeah all of that stuff they had to dial all of it back
[00:35:58] because they were worried that they were pushing too far and you know it's funny thinking of Disney
[00:36:03] the powerhouse that it is now but that was mainly through diversification so they ended up launching
[00:36:09] a different brand yeah touchstone pictures right and then they can start doing things like Ruthless
[00:36:16] people and arachnophobia and all these movies that are Disney products yeah but they are under
[00:36:24] a different label sort of like a sub-brand that they can slightly distance themselves from without
[00:36:29] tarnishing their own brand yeah I mean the Disney brand is it's pretty strong yeah and even now
[00:36:36] with them owning Marvel their takeover feels like these are Disney Marvel movies now
[00:36:44] they don't feel like the original phase one Marvel movies yeah well that's the interesting
[00:36:49] thing is like they've got Fox so on their Disney Plus product they've got Alien and Predator and things
[00:36:56] like this but they don't have a horror category if you look there is no horror category on the Disney
[00:37:03] Plus service there's a thriller category yeah and that's where you'll find Barbarian for
[00:37:10] fuck sake I mean that is not a thriller yeah it's a horror movie yeah but they can't quite
[00:37:16] bring themselves to do it even now yeah all these properties are just sort of jammed into this
[00:37:21] conglomerate that they're not quite comfortable with yeah it's it's fascinating fascinating
[00:37:27] yeah yeah I mean talking about Disney isms in this movie there's a lot of optical effects
[00:37:35] that just look very Disney yeah they do don't they it's a bit Mary Poppins isn't it magical
[00:37:41] yeah so like they've got flashes in the woods that are just like drawn on optical effects rather than
[00:37:48] flashing a spotlight or something like like an actual practical effect like even the window
[00:37:55] crack there's like a flash of the crack and it's it's just like another drawn on Disney almost
[00:38:01] like Fantasia looking effect yeah exactly it's kind of odd to see yeah it is it's
[00:38:07] traditional cell animation super imposed on films that yeah it does it feels very
[00:38:12] the Disney approach to special effects it's fun isn't it I mean yeah it's fun but it feels yeah
[00:38:19] family friendly I guess yeah it's like magic and like you say like Fantasia it feels like it's
[00:38:25] magical rather than a tangible real threatening dangerous thing yeah yeah yeah I did have one
[00:38:31] question about the like the drowning scene what was the point in that like why did the entity
[00:38:38] almost accidentally drown Jen you not know I have no idea to meet Mrs. Ailwood I don't know
[00:38:48] is you could arrange a better meet cute than her prodding her with a stick to better out from
[00:38:53] underneath some branches in a pond yeah yeah but yeah that image of bet Davis she's just got resting
[00:39:00] scowl face jabbing at Jan yeah with a stick as though she's pushing her further down and you've
[00:39:06] got shots of Lynn Holly Johnson it looks like she's like under glass in water yeah yeah yeah yeah it's
[00:39:13] quite eerie yeah it's really spooky it's quite strange yeah yeah yeah again that's quite terrifying
[00:39:21] imagery in this movie that I did not expect yeah but yeah very gothic horror as well
[00:39:27] some of the things that the entity causes the sequence of events it feels like final destination
[00:39:33] crossed with like the omen you know this thing like making these almost deaths happen you've
[00:39:40] got the motorbike crash and then the horses scaring the truck driver that tips over and when
[00:39:47] they try to leave when Jan and her mom and Ali try to leave in the car and they drive
[00:39:52] over the bridge and the car won't start and then they get out and lightning strikes the bridge
[00:39:57] at the burst into flames and the calf plummets down like wow this is like terrifying stuff
[00:40:04] it's really strong even though it's a Disney movie and even though they were desperately
[00:40:10] clawing it back to control it so you can understand why it made a massive impression on
[00:40:14] me as a kid yeah I really can and going back to the sort of gothic horror I did find it
[00:40:19] similar to burnt offerings again with bet Davis yeah different type of character
[00:40:27] but yeah like that really kind of spooky atmosphere throughout yeah definitely well
[00:40:33] having bet Davis there will always do that I love all of her line deliveries they're all
[00:40:38] so odd aren't they everything is very staccato and croaky and forceful monotone it's a sort of
[00:40:46] are you sensitive do your sense things yeah Jesus yeah yeah I know calm down lady there are a
[00:40:55] bunch of cliches that this movie does really lean into that we can get into in the movie awards but
[00:41:02] yeah there's a lot of cliches now it's time for random trivia okay Conrad what piece of trivia
[00:41:10] will you reveal to us from a correct mirror today my trivia is that parts of the film were shot in
[00:41:18] Ettington Park in Warwickshire which was the house used for the haunting by Robert Wise oh right
[00:41:26] in 1963 they used it for John Keller's house ah when Jan goes to visit him oh yes I can
[00:41:35] see that but they also used the ruins of the Holy Trinity Church which are on the grounds of the house
[00:41:42] for the exterior shots off the chapel the chapel yeah interesting all that remains of this 12th
[00:41:49] century medieval church is the tower and the walls of the nave and the south transept
[00:41:55] which were restored as a mortuary chapel in 1823 and it's now treated pretty much as a picturesque
[00:42:02] garden feature a ruined church embedded amongst lush trees so all the more reason thinking about
[00:42:11] promoting British tourism to go and visit Ettington Park in Warwickshire because you'll get the haunting
[00:42:18] and if you wander around the grounds and have a look at the church too you'll also get
[00:42:22] the watcher in the woods as a bonus yeah yeah yeah oh I think there should be a walking tour of
[00:42:29] Move You Bliet locations in the UK and that's our trivia yes
[00:42:42] actually talking about the characters so you've got the mum and dad and at first I was like oh wow
[00:42:48] that's an interesting job so the dads are pianist slash opera composer and you never see any of
[00:42:54] it I thought oh yeah we're gonna get some music we're gonna get some writing he plays jazz on
[00:42:59] a piano at one point and then he like flicks through some manuscripts of music in the car
[00:43:04] because that's what you do as a composer apparently like I don't know and you never see him again yeah
[00:43:11] exactly exactly and the mum is a children's book writer yeah which does seem like a popular job
[00:43:18] choice for mums in movies and in horror movies particularly I think yeah yeah I don't know why
[00:43:24] exactly yeah I love the scene where the lady who's the real estate agent yes showing them the property
[00:43:31] when he plays jazz on the piano she says when you said opera I thought he was a serious musician
[00:43:38] I know she's like scandalized by light jazz oh yeah love it awful and it's David McCallum as well
[00:43:46] who I knew as a kid from the man from uncle tv show I know all right okay Ilya Kuriakhin so I was really
[00:43:54] excited to see more of him in this movie and he's got like two scenes and he's gone yeah I know I know
[00:44:01] really sad but it goes back to your point of like it it's about the woman and it is female
[00:44:07] characters in this movie the men don't worry about it but our central woman Lynn Holly Johnson
[00:44:14] young lady Jan her performance is kind of on one note throughout the whole movie and it's shrieking
[00:44:22] at the top of her voice yeah and I find it quite tiresome I wish there'd just been a little bit
[00:44:29] of subtlety a bit of attenuation but she is just pitched a full panic throughout the entire
[00:44:37] movie pretty frantic meeting these British people suffering from a childhood trauma and she just says
[00:44:44] you gotta tell me what happened to Karen crikey you know just sort of ease into it or something
[00:44:50] you know ask them about their day first yeah yeah yeah she's uh full on yeah I know she is full
[00:44:58] on and and she's just so middly like she's really getting into these people's lives
[00:45:05] like really inserting herself like these are they are PTSD affected adults you know you've got one guy
[00:45:14] living in squalor pretty much with like taxi do me rats hanging from the ceiling
[00:45:21] and you got another guy just like a recluse with like a ferocious guard dog yeah leave these
[00:45:29] people alone and she's just like we have to do the ritual again you have to relive your trauma come
[00:45:35] to the church yes let's do that yeah just screeching at mr. Keller who's the the guy with the guard dog
[00:45:42] did the guilt ever go away you know it's a good grief yeah I don't know again it does feel like
[00:45:48] old cinema this is kind of like almost like stage show acting like it doesn't got this sort of
[00:45:55] subtlety and nuance of like film it's more like dramatic and theatrical like a stage show
[00:46:02] and that's why it doesn't feel like a modern movie no you're right I guess as a kid I didn't really
[00:46:08] care about it I was just sucked into the spookiness the mystery yes what did you think about the
[00:46:13] Ellie character this girl that is just constantly possessed and doing really creepy stuff well
[00:46:20] Ellie exists in two states she's either possessed or hungry yeah those are the only two things that
[00:46:27] she expresses at all through the entire movie which is amazing yeah Kyle Richards is a talented child
[00:46:33] actor which is why she was in so many things around this time I think she does pretty well as
[00:46:39] spooky possessed person especially in the theatrical ending where she has to sort of
[00:46:43] march down the aisle and explain the whole plot oh yes that's right that's one of the
[00:46:48] differences as well so instead of the monster entity appearing you've got Ellie possessed by the spirit
[00:46:57] appearing and being yeah very scary I always remember that scene just before that where she's
[00:47:03] running through the woods trying to find her dog Nerik she's named the dog Karen backwards
[00:47:10] I mean that we could see that twist a mile away especially when you've written Karen backwards
[00:47:20] with backwards letters on the window of course we're going to read it the other way around
[00:47:26] so the big reveal was like yeah we got that yeah like 10 minutes ago yeah we can see that yeah
[00:47:33] but yeah so she's running through the woods trying to find her dog and then the wind machine
[00:47:37] that represents the watcher finally catches up with her and she just stares directly into the camera
[00:47:44] and instead of sort of shouting Nerik Nerik she just suddenly goes Nerik
[00:47:51] I'm as a kid they used to freak the hell out of me oh right yeah yeah yeah she's been possessed
[00:47:57] yeah I mean again a bit cliche like I feel like yeah we've kind of seen it in the shining
[00:48:04] I mean which came out the same year right yeah 1980 on the dot yeah or like maybe the omen as well
[00:48:11] yeah that was more 70s I think the omen but yeah very similar yeah kind of that sort of creepy
[00:48:17] possessed kid that's yeah there's something wrong with that kid yeah adults were very frightened
[00:48:21] of their kids in the 80s yeah what did you think about the movie? Sonically I mean I'm talking
[00:48:27] about score but also found I did find it was quite a silent quiet movie there was lots of moments
[00:48:35] in scenes where there was no score at all yeah and it was almost quieter than it should have been
[00:48:41] which was really unnerving it was yeah which was another thing that freaked me out as a kid because
[00:48:46] you weren't being told what to feel a lot of the time and I think in terms of the score
[00:48:50] you get that really from the opening title where okay you've got a music box it's a horror
[00:48:56] movie yeah about a disappearing kid yeah there's a music box but also you've got just the occasional
[00:49:04] little spooky flavors from different parts of the orchestra a bit of jelly here a bit of woodwind
[00:49:10] here but it's just little phrases it's not much it's just sort of slightly eerie
[00:49:16] yeah rather than really going for it yeah I mean it did sound a little disney to me like it was
[00:49:23] almost like oh this sounds like Bambi but if Bambi was a horror movie
[00:49:29] like there was there was a lot of woodwind there was a lot of textural instruments there was a
[00:49:35] lot of percussion it's like a vibraphone or some sort of mallet instrument at one point
[00:49:40] lots of flut and oboe and bassoon it was really texturally interesting score wise
[00:49:46] and kind of unnerved and not your cliche way of like his strings again like they create
[00:49:53] tension with different instruments so it was a different color palette I guess or sonic palette
[00:49:58] yeah there's some experimental synth stuff going on in there as well I don't know if you yeah I
[00:50:04] mean particularly noticed it because I listened to it with a 5.1 Dolby track on the anchor
[00:50:10] bay right disc and yeah there's synthesized heartbeat sound effects going on during some of
[00:50:17] the possession scenes that sound really good if you've got a nice subwoofer so it's quite
[00:50:21] experimental and yeah as you say not leaning on the strings all the time for that stuff yeah yeah
[00:50:27] I mean we have to mention his name obviously because it was by Stanley Myers who has done
[00:50:34] paper house yeah with Hans Zimmer I think he had Hans Zimmer like a protégé or they worked
[00:50:40] together for a while early on in his career so you'll find a lot of Stanley Myers,
[00:50:45] Hans Zimmer crossovers around about this time right right right yeah yeah I mean going back to the
[00:50:51] whole sort of murder mystery aspect on the movie I did like the little clues so you've got the
[00:50:58] triangle shape that keeps appearing so the crack in the window is in the triangle and then
[00:51:03] there's a reflection on the coffin which is in the triangle and the crack on the mirror is in
[00:51:09] the triangle you've got the images of Karen being blindfolded so that's another clue of why was
[00:51:16] she blindfolded you've got the glass and the chapel shattering and you've got the two circles
[00:51:24] of glass that's sort of representing the eclipse I really did love all of those subtle clues it
[00:51:29] did remind me of reading like famous five yeah or In a Blightened Fox you know like oh what does that
[00:51:36] mean you know I know it is it is very sort of a Nancy Drew mystery by way of Sesame Street you
[00:51:43] know today's shape is triangle yeah yeah now I loved all of that stuff as a kid I thought it was
[00:51:51] great and at one point Ellie writes on the mirror do it again tomorrow or something
[00:51:58] I was soap and then you don't know what that means but then like later on you you realize it
[00:52:04] still with the eclipse and it has to the ritual has to happen again on the eclipse and yeah it was
[00:52:09] great stuff yeah do you know how the book ends because this movie is based on a book is it
[00:52:15] completely different from what I read the book ends inconclusively with Jan and Ellie going
[00:52:22] into the woods with some sort of determination to do something right and then it stops oh so
[00:52:29] it copped out of dealing with the ending by just not doing one wow which is yeah really disappointing
[00:52:36] relatively unsatisfying yeah all right so they pretty much had free reign yeah they had to have
[00:52:42] an ending you can't just not have an ending no so the ending with the creature appearing that
[00:52:48] is the intended ending for um John Huff yeah and I think properly edited I think that probably would
[00:52:56] have been the right one especially bringing back the mother and also it doesn't have the
[00:53:00] theatrical versions dangling plot thread where Ellie goes looking for the runaway dog and then
[00:53:05] you're left wondering is the dog okay yeah right because it never comes back so uh that worried
[00:53:13] me as a kid where's the dog right yeah coming to you live from the movie obliate theater it's the
[00:53:21] prestigious movely awards now yes it's that special time of the podcast the movely awards where we
[00:53:33] nominate our favorite symbolically triangle or circle shaped parts of the film in a number of
[00:53:39] ghostly mirror revealing categories first quote my favorite quote comes from Ilya Curiak in David
[00:53:47] McCallum himself and it's when Ellie says when they're looking around the house maybe there's a ghost
[00:53:53] and he says what self-respecting old English house would be without one my favorite quote is from
[00:54:02] mrs. Elwood played by bet Davis to Jan I think you did mention it quickly but it is when she
[00:54:09] finds her after she's cut her finger on the glass and she says what sort of person are you
[00:54:16] and Jan replies it's hard to say just average I guess mrs. Elwood continues are you adventurous
[00:54:22] and kind are you kind and sensitive do you sense things okay creepy led lady alert get out of there
[00:54:35] best hair or costume I think at the start of the film Ellie wears a silver jacket yeah
[00:54:46] at one point and it's great I mean I feel like that's the only 80s thing about this movie yeah
[00:54:52] it does look 80s and it's just yeah sort of a shimmery silky silver jacket yeah and what does
[00:54:59] it say on it is it NASA oh it says Grand Prix on it all right right right right my favorite outfit
[00:55:07] has to be Jan's riding outfit which consists of a skin tight denim trouser and the brightest red
[00:55:17] shirt you've ever seen with a matching red paisley bandana and a bolo tie yeah so yeah she owes
[00:55:25] full cowgirl for this English country side riding yeah I know yeah that's why I'm saying like
[00:55:31] it's very drinks of hazard it's very sort of southern sort of text yeah like cowboy yeah
[00:55:39] if she'd stood across the bonnet of a car at some point I wouldn't have been surprised yeah
[00:55:43] exactly most areas he's moving it yeah I didn't find this movie 80s at all wow anything I found
[00:55:53] more 70s it's like Jan's hair very kind of feathery blonde like almost like fairer forcet type here
[00:56:01] like it's the 80s yeah well I can count to you because aside from Ellie's silvery Grand Prix
[00:56:09] jacket I thought the most 80s thing in this film was Ellie's chopper bicycle which is iconic
[00:56:19] it was made by rally a company in the UK in Nottingham and this bicycle was based on dragsters or
[00:56:27] chopped motorcycles with its deep high backed seat its drop handlebars the sissy bar on the back of
[00:56:35] the seat so a friend could stand behind you and hold on to the handlebar on the seat different
[00:56:42] sized wheels the front wheel was smaller than the back one and it had like a t-shaped gear stick
[00:56:48] that you use to shift gears oh wow and it single-handedly saved the company from going into administration
[00:56:55] it was a massive hit when I believe Ellie is sporting a mark two chopper which was produced
[00:57:03] between 1972 and 1983 and it was iconic for me as a kid favorite scene the clear winner for me
[00:57:12] and the thing that haunted me as a child was the very first sighting of Karen in the mirror
[00:57:19] it's a beautifully constructed scene it's when Jan is putting up a mirror in the house I don't
[00:57:26] know why they're moving in with a gigantic mirror yeah who does that when they're coming from
[00:57:31] abroad to rent a house anyway she puts this mirror up and I don't know how they did it
[00:57:37] but her reflection is not in it the camera sort of moves around her and she is not in the mirror
[00:57:43] yeah and then it suddenly cracks after she puts her fingers on it and you get a shot from the other
[00:57:49] side of the glass so you see her fingers touching the glass yeah and it cracks into a triangle
[00:57:56] and Karen appears in it blindfolded in white screaming for help in with this really weird
[00:58:04] sound design on her voice you can't really make out what she's saying and then the whole thing
[00:58:09] suddenly shatters and tips over in front of her it's scared the living crap out of me as a kid
[00:58:16] I think it's a brilliant piece of uncanny spooky scary filmmaking yeah and it's in broad daylight
[00:58:23] yeah but I found yeah all of the sort of Karen scenes that name has not age at all like
[00:58:33] as soon as they said Karen in this movie I just thought that's got a different meaning now it's
[00:58:39] not quite as scary as it was back in 1918 no maybe she just wants to see the banager
[00:58:48] exactly most cliche moment there's many cliches in this movie but I enjoyed them at the same time
[00:58:57] there's just so many like the parents not being anywhere like you've got these kids just running
[00:59:03] through the woods you know like talking to strangers getting the strangers to go with them
[00:59:09] to a chapel to do a ritual like what where's the supervision here the parents just nowhere
[00:59:17] well as a child of the 80s that actually does ring quite true well okay okay okay it's surprising
[00:59:24] that we survived we weren't supervised as much as children probably are now yeah yeah but I mean you
[00:59:31] just see this so often in movies with with kids where they're just doing whatever they want and
[00:59:37] the parents are like oh it's fine I don't yeah they're fine yeah cliche for you for me the biggest
[00:59:44] cliche is the weirdly relevant music box which I think you have to have in a horror movie
[00:59:50] and then this one it has a girl in a white dress spinning surrounded by mirrors which is like a bit
[00:59:57] on the nose but okay of course I just didn't realize it's the best special effect well I've
[01:00:05] already said mine mine is the the mirror I don't know how they did that it's a practical
[01:00:09] onset effect and you look in the mirror and Jan is not in it and I don't know how they did it
[01:00:14] yeah it's great I love it as well I did also enjoy the the I didn't enjoy but I like the effect of the
[01:00:22] sort of the pond drowning scene with the bubbles kind of on glass and she's kind of illuminated
[01:00:29] as well so it really seems like what is happening here you've got these bubbles kind of hitting the
[01:00:35] glass and it's yeah it's a really odd looking scene yeah it's very peculiar in that way
[01:00:42] that only late 70s early 80s spooky films could be yeah yeah yeah favorite sound do that my favorite
[01:00:50] moment of sound design it's more of an editing choice I think it's where the mum is trying to
[01:00:56] drive the kids away from the house in the middle of a storm at night all right she does that and
[01:01:03] there's churning music from Stanley Meyer going on on the soundtrack and then all of a sudden
[01:01:09] the cars electrics go out and the windscreen wipers stop and the music stops as well but not like on a
[01:01:16] note with a like reverb tail I noticed that I noticed that it almost felt like what's the radio
[01:01:23] playing the score was she listening to a film score in the car if so kudos to her I do that all
[01:01:30] the time most funny moment this is after the mirror smashes on the floor with Jan and Ali says
[01:01:40] hey that's seven years bad luck and Paul replies nonsense I broke a mirror the day I met your mother
[01:01:47] and then the mother replies I'm not sure that makes your point darling
[01:01:53] yeah I love the energy the parents have I love the relationship it's great
[01:02:01] yeah speaking of the real estate agent earlier my favorite funny moment comes from her I actually
[01:02:08] think Eleanor Somerfield who plays Mrs. Tay are the estate agent I think she's the MVP of this movie
[01:02:15] right it's a fantastic performance yeah every line reading that she has is a delight it's like
[01:02:21] this particular type of Englishness that I don't think you really hear very much anymore yeah yeah
[01:02:27] but every vowel is great anyway but my favorite is her withering response to Ellie after they've
[01:02:33] left and Mrs. Ailwood has consented to them renting the house when they've been told that
[01:02:38] she's very picky Mrs. Tay says I actually think it was your daughter that did the trick
[01:02:44] and Ellie says me and she just looks at her goes no dear
[01:02:55] yeah that is great that's great and that's our movie
[01:03:02] hello I'm Lance Guest and you're listening to Movie Oubliette
[01:03:06] hey it's final verdict time should the watcher in the woods from 1980 be set free from its earthly
[01:03:16] bonds to travel back to the spirit realm or alien planet or wherever it's from and project itself
[01:03:23] on everyone's mirrors and be celebrated once again or should it be zapped with a Disney
[01:03:29] rotoscoped bolt of lightning and return into the depths of the year to lost for eternity
[01:03:37] Conrad the childhood favorite of yours what what would you say for for this movie well I still
[01:03:46] think it's really good gateway horror I'm not sure it would work for modern kids maybe because
[01:03:52] I mean it's a bit creaky as you say it's quite old-fashioned yeah so I'm not really sure whether
[01:03:57] you could recommend it to a new generation but I don't know I think people who in our generation
[01:04:04] who might have missed it might have not heard of it because it's in the oubliette it's been
[01:04:08] forgotten I think it's well worth checking out just because it's so spooky and it's so
[01:04:13] effective and it has such an interesting backstory in terms of its production
[01:04:19] that I think it's it's a fascinating piece of filmmaking history in and of itself
[01:04:24] but I the interesting thing about it though is despite it being such a female-centered film
[01:04:31] the problem I have is that Lynn Holly Johnson's central performance is just so bloody irritating
[01:04:38] she's really getting in people's faces and in their lives and meddling and shrieking the entire
[01:04:43] tie so I did find it difficult to revisit as an adult I would admit so I am sort of on the fence
[01:04:52] about it and aware of its flaws and its limitations but the nostalgia wins for me I still love it I
[01:04:59] still think it's spooky I still think it's a brilliant piece of uncanny gateway horror filmmaking
[01:05:05] so I think I would let it go hmm okay yeah well for me I was very surprised that this was a 1980s
[01:05:16] movie didn't feel like that at all felt very gothic horror very 60s almost I wasn't that
[01:05:24] phased by Jan the character of Jan I didn't mind the shaking I don't know I didn't think it was
[01:05:30] that irritating I wish that the original ending was retained like the theatrical ending doesn't
[01:05:39] work it's confusing it makes it a bit like what what just happened I don't know what just happened
[01:05:45] I would have loved the terrifying ghostly like laser shooting alien like yes bring that one
[01:05:52] that I want that ending that's that's great okay overall I actually love this movie I thought
[01:06:01] this was oh okay everything I could ever want in a movie and because it was Disney I think
[01:06:09] it was more subtle with its sort of spookiness it didn't just go out with like just throwing
[01:06:14] buckets of blood on everything and the scares were like yeah they were they were subtle
[01:06:20] but really unnerving like they really got under your skin with all the mirrors and
[01:06:26] the glass cracking and and the clues like I love that I love a murder mystery in a spooky
[01:06:33] haunting movie even though it's not a haunting it's just it's really an alien from another dimension
[01:06:39] I love that I love the genre mashup that's great like this movie for me yeah I think it's it's
[01:06:47] incredible yes 100% would recommend this movie I think it's a great time that's really cool so
[01:06:54] I'm always worried about introducing of my childhood nostalgia films to see you know how they play
[01:07:00] for somebody from a slightly different generation but also somebody who's watching it as an adult
[01:07:06] rather than a kid right being freaked out by it so to hear that it works for you and that you
[01:07:11] enjoyed it I think is really cool I'm impressed by that let's see what our patrons thought of this
[01:07:19] hello how yes Conrad what have you been up to I've been generating erotic werewolf novels
[01:07:24] for people to self publish on Amazon oh nice okay can we have the patrons verdict please
[01:07:34] they agree with you guys they want it to escape the oobliat
[01:07:37] ah right yeah so they agree with us they did but it's not unanimous it's a mixed bunch in terms
[01:07:46] of the responses yeah iconographer says 30 years ago my friends had a bootlegged copy of this movie
[01:07:53] and told me it was the scariest thing they'd ever seen they begged me to watch it but I never got
[01:07:58] around to it until now while this is hardly the scariest movie ever it has a genuine creepy factor
[01:08:06] the pov camera work is unnerving and I think it's genuinely a good little mystery with some fun
[01:08:11] twists is it perfect surely not but I enjoyed it um Eddie Coulter says I say set it free
[01:08:20] the watcher in the woods is a childhood favorite of mine the film has a great creepy vibe thanks to
[01:08:26] director John Huff who also directed the legend of hell house and hammers films twins of evil oh okay
[01:08:33] yeah I'd be keen to see more John Huff movies I so far you know I really enjoyed them yeah
[01:08:40] I'd like to see twins of evil now maybe that could be our our next minnesota yeah I want to see the
[01:08:45] incubus that looks fascinating I have no idea what it's about but the cover looks yeah really intriguing
[01:08:52] I think Louis of ages nominated that for us a few times actually right yes yeah wicked person says
[01:09:00] let her shriek her dialogue from the reverberant cyclope and debts of the ubliet there are ways
[01:09:07] to smoothly combine horror with science fiction this is not one of those right
[01:09:14] so he partly agrees with you conrad he does yeah the shrieking got him down I was very keen to hear
[01:09:21] jasmine's take on this you know it's a female protagonist what did jasmine think oh yes
[01:09:27] and she says I saw this as a teenage college student on the disney channel and when they used
[01:09:32] to air their older films after midnight I remember I had to fight from nodding off through its terrible
[01:09:39] teenage acting and sloppy editing and figured there was no reason I would ever have to sit through it
[01:09:46] again when I heard Conrad say it was a childhood favorite I was motivated to rewatch it this week
[01:09:52] well Conrad shame shame on you I'm so sorry jasmine oh wow so sorry yeah well it's not for everyone
[01:10:05] obviously it's clearly not no no so there we go and finally chasila said something that I've been
[01:10:12] saying the water in the woods was my horror gateway film I was ten when I saw it in theaters
[01:10:18] I would have to sit in the theater and loved it I didn't sleep for a week yeah I would have been
[01:10:25] the same yeah fun to watch it again as an adult it has something to scare everyone bet davis
[01:10:31] whore old trees creepy dude in a raincoat and lots of dark shadows john hoff definitely directed it
[01:10:39] in the hammer legend of hell house style it really shows you what a good director can do even with
[01:10:45] g-rated material yeah very true so a mixed bag but overall yes our patrons did vote to set it free
[01:10:55] with a two-thirds majority ah great great great all right off you go then watch us
[01:11:05] all right so Conrad what is the film up next well we're shifting gears in terms of decade and genre
[01:11:13] we will be watching a 1994 american superhero film the shadow oh I don't think I've seen this movie
[01:11:26] no I haven't either although this is yet another one where I know the score back to front because
[01:11:31] it's gerry golds oh right okay so I have the cd of his score but I've never seen it so this is
[01:11:39] Alec Baldwin as the shadow right and John Lone Penelope Ann Miller Ian McKellen Tim Curry it's a
[01:11:47] great lineup oh okay director it's directed by Russell Mulcahy who directed Highlander
[01:11:55] razorback yeah razor back yes ah it's a weird one isn't it because on the one hand you go he
[01:12:01] directed Highlander and then you say and he directed Highlander too oh yeah it's one of those
[01:12:10] instances where the same director director way worse sequel yeah shut the bed so I don't know
[01:12:18] it could go either way all I know is it was released 30 years ago exactly right and it cost 40 million
[01:12:27] and its box office was 48 so it did not do well nobody's spoken about it since so yeah yeah
[01:12:35] looking forward to that one okay so listeners if you want to keep up to date with our episodes
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[01:14:11] for this episode conrad is that right uh until next time listeners goodbye avoid mirrors bye
[01:14:32] when you said opera i thought he was a serious musician

